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Remember this post America?!Its about how dumb your women are.. especially your models. But don’t go hating on me .. because VH1 might have the the answer to your prays. VH1 announced the continuation of a success hit TV shot its called Americas Most Smartest Model and is currently casting for season two on their website. Here is a list of all the contestants of the first round.

America’s Most Smartest Model is an American reality television show by VH1. The show’s hosts are Ben Stein and Mary Alice Stephenson. The show attempts to find brains behind beauty in a series of challenges, and will grant the winner $100,000, a feature in an upcoming V05 ad, and the title “America’s Most Smartest Model”.

• Andre Birleanu from Moscow, Russia age 25
• VJ Logan from Grass Valley, CA age 21
• Angela Hart from Sanfrancisco, CA age 25 ( got elimitated in Episode 10 )
• Brett Novek from Fort Lauderdale, FL age 23 ( got dumped in episode 9 )
• Rachael Murphy ( Aussie Rachael ) is 25 and is from Sydney, Australia ( left in episode 9 )
• Daniel S from Saddle Brook, NJ age 24( Episode 7 )
• Jeff Pickel (Pickel) from Chicago IL is 25 and left the show in episode 8
• Rachel Myers (Blonde Rachel) from Palm Springs, CA of age 27 ( Episode 6 )
• Lisa Byrnes from Scottsdale, AZ of age 27 ( Episode 5 )
• Jesse Lewis from Sacramento, CA 26 years old ( Episode 4 )
• Mandy Lynn from Long Island, NY is 26 ( Episode 3 )
• Erika Medina from Anaheim, CA Age :22 ( Episode 2 )
• Gaston Willig from Argentina 27 years old ( Episode 1 )
• Victoria Fisher from Corona Del Mar, CA 22 years old ( Episode 1 )
• Jamie Everett representing TX Age: 26 ( Episode 1 )
• Slavco Tuskaloski lives in / born in New York City / Macedonia Age: 26 ( Episode 1 )

Some short recaps of the first series of Americas Smartest Model

• Because Rachel Myers was eliminated at the Callback Challenge in Episode 6, no one was eliminated at the elimination ceremony.
• Brett, Pickel, and Andre never got into the bottom 3 until episode 8.
• Episode 9 featured a double elimination.
• All three finalists (Angela, VJ, Andre), won two callback challenges. The entire Top 6 contestants also won two callback challenges before their end in the show.
• Andre and VJ both have won two callback challenges, been in the bottom two twice, and have been in the “High” group for two episodes.

And now for the punch line .. the one that made me realize just how cool Russians are and how dumb the citizens of the United States of America are. Why do i say that ? What are my claims ?THE CONTEST WAS WON BY A RUSSIAN GIRL . Congratulations to Andre Birleanu from Moscow, Russia age 25 . She took home $100,000 and showed the American girls just how dumb they really are. Nuff said. You go girl (by asciicoder)